THE “ARE YOU A STUPID DRIVER”? TEST
If you haven't heard by now, the drivers in my area, the Washington DC Metro area, are the worst in the country. Well gee whiz, what a surprise! We used to be second worst. Yes, we are getting worse and now stupidity is exceeded only by arrogance.
I am not sure which comes first, the chicken or the egg. Are brain dead parents teaching their teens to drive therefore perpetuating their genetic stupidity, or is everyone just naturally dumb? Forget the physics, it is also common sense that is rare among drivers.
Nobody gets it, driving is extremely dangerous and bad actions have bad consequences. Tailgating is not only stupid, but dangerous. Cutting other vehicles off is not only dumb, but risky, not using turn signals is not only foolish, but hazardous. Unfortunately, anyone who breathes and is upright can get a driver’s license.
If you drive, why not take this "Are You A Stupid Driver Test:"
1. I like driving in the left lane because there are fewer cars there.
2. I am a multi-tasker and can drive and text or talk on the phone at the same time.
3. There is really no need to use a turn signal.
4. I test my driving skills by weaving in and out of traffic and to test the handling capabilities of the car.
5. When I am in a rush, tailgating forces the car in front to go faster.
6. I am a far better driver than the other drivers on the road and therefore can take more chances.
7. Since I am such a good driver and nothing will ever happen to me, I don’t have to use a seat belt.
8, I like to scare other drivers by cutting them off and then exiting.
9. I have no idea what to do in an emergency and don’t have to know. Nothing will ever happen to me.
10. It is the road that is so dangerous, not me, the driver.
11. I am faster than the pedestrians so I can beat them around the corner as they cross the street.